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I always think back to UNT's last year in the belt. They were playing MUTS on TV. Karl Benson came on saying how MUTS was going to be the flagship school of the belt and refused to acknowledge that UNT was on the field. Ass.

"We have a great football coach and some other coaches." Lulz.

Can we? Will we? Fire Johnny Jones!!!

My only bent with Apogee -- If I had a few million to give, I'd have permanent chairbacks installed between the 40s and put bench backs on the rest of the stadium like SMU has (which is, in my opinion, otherwise a boring, nondescript stadium with shitty sight lines from the endzone). I'm old. It's hard for me to sit up straight on an aluminum bench for a few hours.

Here's my hope. We take the report to heart, make plans to enact the necessary changes, implement those plans, and move forward. No further need to look back. A lot of damage has been done. There are a lot of...pent up frustrations and feelings of vindication. I understand. But I'm choosing to look to the horizon and move toward it.

I know this would generally go in the ticket exchange, but I'm not trying to sell. All signs point to me going to the game by my lonesome tomorrow, so I've got an extra club ticket if anybody needs it and would otherwise be stuck buying a guest pass. Yours for the exorbitant price of exactly zero genuine US Freedom Bucks™ (Ginsu knives not included). PM me if you want it. First message in the inbox wins. Annnd spoken for.

So. Elephant in the room. These fixes are gonna cost. Do they raise contribution levels and ticket prices next year?

Ah. OK. I no have the cable and don't generally keep up with youtube release dates. Thanks.

A) They let him roam free in NOLA? B) Come find me at the next game. I'll balance out that "Dudes you like" column

Damn, I wish I'd had presence of mind to listen to the ticket this morning. What did George have to say about this?

So where's the video?

I have no issue with this at all.

So I'm still unclear. What exactly is it that hustlers be doing?

No idea how I just did this.

Woot! I'm part of the 1.2%!!!!

Well why don't YOU have five memberships? What are YOU doing about this? (Please give me beer)

How could this section not make me thing of @Cerebus

Oh God. Now I'm tempted to print and bind several hard copies to bring to tailgating. It's embedded in the DRC article here. Sorry, I tried to link directly to the report itself, but couldn't find the URL.

That one really surprised me. That's unacceptable no matter how little anybody in the public eye cares about your sport.

Huh. I got directly quoted in that thing. I didn't want to say anything, but (pulls up pants) I'm kinda a big deal around here.

But not for SMU! Bwahahahaha!!!! But not of SMU! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

Do I want this picture? Or maybe this? This perhaps? Or am I completely misguided, and perhaps this is most appropriate?

They announce on Friday that the game must be moved to Jerryworld because of overwhelming demand.

30,850 physical butts in seats. 4,752 Greeks on couches look on from the hill. 23,000 people watching the scoreboard in the remains of Fouts. 1 retiree squinting at the television from Florida, and 1 underfed dog still trying to find his way home.

We've already equaled the number of wins in Chad Morris' first year after he took over a miserable 1-15 team, and DMN seems to think he walks on water and leaves a trail of wine behind him.