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Most I remember was 77 by Rice in 2008.

Does the final score get to 80? Can they beat the Rice shitshow of 2008? Will Lane Kiffin apologize for beating us so badly? (Hint: NO)

I'm lighting my 2014 conference championship game parking pass on fire in protest.

Our best hope right now is that Kiffin takes a more prestigious job somewhere else before halftime.

Correction. This is Rice 2008.

Yep. That's it. I'm out. Seeya next week.

I think we started off with a big lead against UAB and let them catch up.

In the context of this game so far, do we consider that field goal a defensive stop?

This game is over before the second quarter. Meanwhile, lulz, wut?

Jesus. This game continues like this, it's gonna be about 7,023 to nothing.

My guess is that like CUSA TV, they're using local announcers.

Well that was fundamentally awful.

Their band is wearing t-shirts. Somebody get the musical fashion police on the horn.

Just me, or am I seeing quite a bit of uncalled offensive holding so far?

If Littrell and Harrell have any allegiance whatsoever to Leach, they'll never go back to Tech. Leach ain't letting the shitshow that was his dismissal go to this day. Bonus. Here's how Leach signs his book:

Unlike our friends down in San Antone, I haven't gotten to the point of cocky confidence yet.

I literally just learned of Run the Jewel's existence earlier today and I wonder where the hell I've been.

Perhaps poorly worded. I meant what you just said.

UTSA hasn't been around very long at all. There are more than a few here who don't think they have earned their way into this conference. Back in 2013, they beat us at home and took the division championship from us. Compound that with their fans (and their players) have, well, they haven't exactly been scholars from the university of Miss Manners. In the short time we've been playing each other, we've come to rather loathe them. Most of us thought that we'd lost yet again with 3 minutes left last Saturday. In that miracle drive finish, we took that god forsaken Roadkill Runner monkey off our backs for a year, put ourselves in the driver's seat for the division championship, and done it in John Elway "The Drive" like fashion. It was beautiful.

Do they have a tarmac in Boca for Lane to get left on? See, here's the thing. If I were you, and I were going trolling on an opponent's message board, I'd probably do some research. Find some dirt on the coaches or players. Peruse message board conversations and figure out historical inside jokes. Just saying, "You're gonna lose," is well, frankly, disappointing. Welcome to the board, and I mean that genuinely. I'm worried about this weekend.

Sadly (for her), East Side is on the (exhaustive) list of banned establishments for TAMS students. We did totally sneak her into Dan's last weekend for Rock Lottery though (Also on the list). Shhh!!! Don't tell anybody!

Second what @Christopher Walker said. I've been taking my daughter to East Side for foosball and root beer since she was 12. No problems whatsoever. They just kindly ask that minors leave before 9 p.m. Looks like kickoff is at four tomorrow, so shouldn't be an issue whatsoever.

Parking for a potential championship game host is the absolute least of my concerns at the moment. I did look and see if I still had the parking pass from that ridiculous ticket package, but alas, it seems to be no more.

Since everybody else in the West already has 1 loss, it comes down to two scenarios: 1) Beat FAU and sweep UTEP/Rice, we win the division 2) Lose to FAU and sweep UTEP/Rice, we will probably need to beat LaTech if they don't lose another conference game because they will get the heads up tie breaker. This weekend matters. A whole bunch. We win this weekend, the goal is in sight, in hand. Then we start talking what it takes to host the game.