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It's a UNT recruiting video.

I think I have a headache now.

Your Cosby is no match for my Star Wars Kid

I got your solution right here CNl8kHrs8aE What? Too soon?

Another example of the UNT football team playing like a high school program. Pot!?!? Pfft! They need to step up to some serious D1A drug use! Another case of players not being accustomed to the "speed" of D1A college football.

I've never listened to the ticket. I looked up the website. What the hell's a jub-jub?

Whoever thinks Dodge isn't coming back next year is totally

One must ponder what Fry Street was like back in the days when the drinking age was 18 and ecstasy was still legal. Did anyone survive that? Anyone at all?

Boy. Tough to decide which of myriad of drug threads to post in this evening! Can I use this as my avatar? or perhaps this? It's the new Mean Green!

Dare I feign belief and risk being duped?

I'm a lover not a fighter.

Rough night here on ole' gmg.com aMfr2CgIPhg

One tries to avoid repetition. Besides, due to popular demand, the game has been given permanent placement and the price raised to $2. The stadium should be 100% funded by game 3 next fall.

I'm a first year UNT guy and it's gotten better every game. You do, of course, enjoy beer and BBQ, right?

Which one is it that advertises free limo service to and from on the radio?

WKU average points scored -- 18.6 WKU average points allowed -- 34.375 Final score: UNT 17 WKU 37 ETA -- Based on Sagarin ratings, UNT+17, so I'll revise to: UNT 17 WKU 34

Come on! I was trying to come up with realistic ideas! No sense turning this into a fantasy bizarro world!

Arthur Carlson. Les famously mimicked the Hindenberg crash when he shouted, "Oh, the humanity of it!"

Something tells me that the fat jokes would quickly come to an end if Mangino suddenly decided he wanted to coach at UNT.

Every thread is pretty much the same right now, so I thought I'd divert a little attention to something more interesting. Predictions for attendance to the Ark St. game are pretty dire, so I was thinking of some ways to draw more people to the game. 1) An Arkansas Hog Roast -- This should attract locals and Ark St. fans alike 2) Live Turkey Drop from the Careflight Helicopter (As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly! -- points for reference to all you young 'uns) 3) Grand opening of the "Oh dear Lord, please anything but leftover turkey!" concession stand 4) Free triptophan injections for fans staying after halftime 5) Free pair of rose colored glasses for the first 20,000 fans in attendance 6) In-seat direct TV 7) Surprise! North Texas Blvd open to traffic! 8) UNT ticket agents roving the stands selling basketball season tickets. (25% discount for those purchasing after the 4th quarter) 9) Free admission to the gentleman's club of your choice with your UNT ticket stub 10) "Take a piece of Fouts Day" -- Fans are encouraged to remove a piece of hardware from the stadium to accelerate construction of the new one. (I got dibs on the waterless urinals!)

From the Dallas Morning News

Offense, defense. All I know is that every time I watch a game I feel like the old men on the Muppet Show. Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know It's kinda' like a nightmare To have to watch the show! When we get excited about only giving up 3 points on a normal drive or get excited over punting the ball as opposed to turning it over and actually not letting the kick returner in for a TD, then yes; it is time for a fundamental change of operations. As they like to say in Japanese business school, when a fish rots, it starts to do so at the head. I do believe that there is an overinflated ego present in this situation. I do believe that nothing will change...at all. I do not believe that we are playing either to win or not to lose...I believe we are playing to not lose "too badly". I believe I encountered some inconsolable players lingering on the field after the game on Saturday. I believe things are at their worst when players forgo their coach in the locker room to go cry on mom and dad's shoulder. I believe I don't blame the players for doing so. I believe we're in this for another two seasons come hell or high water. I believe that enduring this for another two seasons will most certainly lead to a 4-year record of 2-46. Most importantly, I believe I see way too many heads buried in the sand.

When did they add the two NJCAA games?

By that, do you mean the Son of God? Honestly, I don't fault Riley Dodge for anything. I don't think he can transfer as long as his Father is still around. Can you imagine the trips home for Thanksgiving every year? "Let's all take a turn and express what we're thankful for." Riley -- "I'm thankful that I'm playing for a team that doesn't suck." Todd the Father -- "I'm thankful for the spread offense, but wishful that my ungrateful son hadn't moved on"

We have a defense? OK. I know we have a defense. From what I see, the defense doesn't involve screen passes from the shotgun, so it's completely ignored from the top.