oldguystudent

Note to self: Bring Glad trash bags for emergency ponchos.

And that guy forever banned from college basketball games across the country. That or an upper deck beer garden with a view of the game. Then that guy might become more palatable...or downright attractive.

I really, really should have gone back to seminary instead of business school. I failed to realize how much people would believe my every word without ever questioning my reason. How, exactly, can something be both evil and sinister? Is the status quo both good and commendable? Are insurance companies both altruistic and benevolent? The answers to these and other questions may never be known!

Did things get a little sticky?

Yes. Yes it is.

So are all of you implying that the sky may indeed be literally falling?

The final solution is to liquify.

Master blender race?

Somebody just sent this little gem over to me. Now THIS is school kid indoctrination I can get behind! Kurt Rambis rapping? Who can argue with that? s2eFdO7H7cU

You mean like those who would throw corn syrup and ice in a blender and call it a viable $10 drink?

I'm glad you've got your priorities right or else you'd be, as they like to say, screewwwed!!

I'll have to get back to you on the monster hot dogs. I haven't even been thinking about cooking at all over the summer.

I believe the old college tri on Sunday morning for me will be getting out of bed before noon.

I dunno, I was driving up 35 the other day at a pretty good clip, when what should I see to my left but Texas State passing me by.

I suddenly JohnDenver's 10 gallons of beer lasting about 12 seconds.

I think I've got an idea now. Bacon will necessarily be involved.

I hope you got a LOT of people in your party man. That is some SERIOUS volume!

I will contribute to the 97and03 relocation fund if he goes through with it.

So he gives a piss pour performance?

Yeah, what he said 'cept I don't know what food to do yet. I suppose I'd better get to thinking about that rather quickly.

The speech is over? Should I get out my hammer and sickle now?

You're all a bunch of girl drink drunks!

Judging by the alcohol consumed and the scanty attire of the coeds, I'd say most of the scoring will take place after the game.

Blenders are for small time drinkers. You gotta' mix big to be big. Blenders create drinks with low capacity for alcohol and poor site lines through the glass. Building drinks like that won't even put us on par with the bar keeps of San Marcos St. You really need to be using clear bottles with a capacity of at LEAST 30,000 ml of straight up liquor with no ice cubes at the ends of the drink as filler volume.

You gotta' take Sagarin with a grain of salt for a few weeks as he includes pre-season bias until all teams can be inter-related. He's still got Ball State ranked higher than UNT.