oldguystudent

I feel like a kid on Christmas morning. We'll be taking this bad boy on its maiden voyage tomorrow.

Good god, Brett. Let it go! Are your cheerios still soggy from Todd Dodge peeing in them or something? And I write this as one of the most vehemently in support of a coaching change there was last year.

You're a good man. I love that market. Love it! Every time I go up there, I completely buy them out of landejagers. I only wish I had a big freezer so I could buy a whole section of beef from them.

Can you elaborate on this? I don't know what "its former self" was. Seems like a pretty good joint in its present state.

A 4th grade TCU girl? You mean a TCU senior?

On a future menu, a market near my house sells Syracuse Sausage by the box. So much better than Johnsonville. The kid and I totally discovered that one on accident, and boy howdy am I glad we did. We've bought the hot Italian, Andouille, and Brats, and they're all so good. The Italian makes an amazing pasta sauce. Expect to see the Andouille in a bacon explosion at some point this year.

Heh heh!

Keeping the menu simple for the opener until we learn the logistics of place, getting in and out, setup, et al. Few tricks up our sleeves planned for later in the season. Until then, it's wings and bacon cheese burgers. Edit: Oh, and this is my last season as a student. In December, you can change my name to averageagedguyalum.

I went back and read some posts from 2007-2008. I'm actually encouraged that after a single game, the fan base here at gmg.com is demanding improvement and demanding it now. Empty cupboard? P'shaw! Needs time to get his players for his system? Nonsense! Ship gonna' take some time to right? Baldersdash! We saw in the last five games of last season what a difference a coach can make. We're likely gonna' get it handed to us on Saturday. Team's just not there yet. I'm trying to steel myself for that. At this point, I predict victories over WKU, LA-Monroe, LA-Lafayette, and one more between FAU/MUTS/Ark St. 4-8 seems reasonable enough right now, but I want to see bowl eligibility next year, and I sure as heck don't want to see any back sliding from 4-8 this year to 2-10 next. I want to see the players learn the new system, learn to execute it without thinking too hard, and give a crap that they're losing. I believe the term is snot bubbles. We don't see snot bubbles by the time MUTS comes to town, we're in trouble.

The cheerleader uniform possibilities would be endless.

Those empty carbs would be considered an extra benefit by the NCAA and would bring the serious ban hammer to the entire conference, probably wielded by the heavy hands of the ADs from Ohio St. and Miami.

I was kinda' hoping for rooms by the hour, shower caps, a kidney shaped pool, and a cheap liquor store next door.

You, sir, are always a class act. Thank you for the well wishes. We shall see you and your Blue Raiders in December!

Other than the fact that it was shining directly in my eyes this morning while driving to work, no. Am I missing something?

Things can always get worse. There could've been a five year renewal.

Good lord! If UNT ever makes it to a bowl game again, you people are gonna' start hoping that the gift bag is more in the form of a hand bag! But the question must be asked. Is it indeed ok to wear white uniform pants after Labor Day?

I was going to suggest televised golf, but I think you've bested me once again.

Somebody got a bargain. The line opened at Houston -14.

Unless we are speaking of the loathsome confines of San Francisco or Los Angeles, or some other such Marxist locale of a National League team, that would be 2 teams of 10 players, good sir. And with the new college pitch clock, you only get to nap for three hours now, not four and a half. I suggest you schedule your VHS viewings of Matlock accordingly. Now get off my lawn!

Take two teams of 5 guys each and give them 35 minutes to run 5 miles with spotters along the route tasked with slapping them around a bit while they run. At the conclusion of this 35-minute run, inform them that the score is tied and that they will decide the outcome of the game with a 5-minute free throw shooting contest that will last over an hour because we'll need team and media timeouts after each shot. Not saying, just saying.

#2 guys at FCS schools grade out and make fantastic husbands and fathers.

I won't say what I want to say, so I'll keep it simple with a mere, "THIS IS A UNT MESSAGE BOARD!"

That's amazing.

Giant chorizo dog, you say? Go on...

That has got to be one of the boldest claims I've ever seen on the internet. Any evidence to back it up?