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Capper'd. Ironic that it's DT he calls out this time. Somebody really needs to take away his phone and give him one of these.

If actual announced attendance, then average for the year is 13,631

I love the anonymity in this post. It's gotten so toxic and antagonistic amongst the fans that people can't even speak to each other anymore.

That's exactly how I feel. Neither group of players and neither coach gives an iota of a shit. They're just getting this done and over with. Canales to move on, the UTEP guy, I really don't know.

That it was

The club is fairly populated, but maybe one third to one half are paying any attention to the game. The rest are socializing and indifferent. That said, a sincere thank you to whoever made coffee a reality. I truly appreciate it.

Some of the most uninspired football I've ever seen. Utep too for whatever reason or we're down by 35.

This guy is definitely not worth $1.2 million a year. I can see nothing about him that makes him an exciting, dynamic coach. He's from high school, then some bajillion years as a position coach, never moving up to coordinator, then back to high school. Meanwhile, Meachum, Fritz, Briles, et al all go on to win their conferences with wherever they land, right? If this is the guy, especially if we pay him over a million a year, which will in turn no doubt increase the cost of my season tickets and probably raise my required MGC membership levels, I will be very, very disappoint.

In spite of the fact that Samford beat itself 74-72 on Tuesday, Samford did indeed win the Mean Green Challenge.

A long-tenured career assistant from a big name school. This is football Tony Benford.

Post the picture to imgur then link it from here.

If I were a better parent, I could tell you more specifics on that, but I'm not. Don't much recall the details of it.

Since exactly zero names have been definitively associated to this coaching search, I'm going dark horse -- Al Borges because hey, why the hell not? I'm throwing virtual interwebs darts at the wall here, and I'm beginning to think I wouldn't do any worse.

My answer is just get it over with so we can move on.

Warren Redix Crazy Eyes Warren

My kid missed a high school game or two this year because of weather. They played the games, but the bands didn't play. Does that ever happen in college?

But were they wearing full uniforms?

The Jasontrification of Denton. Credit to @christopherwalker for that term.

Oh God. Somebody has kidnapped Vito again.

Never heard of him, but he's got Harris in his name and a twitter account, so...

Does he have a twitter account?

jesus, man! He said underwhelmed, not stabby!