oldguystudent

I need my world to exist in black and white. What's with these ridiculous shades of gray?

Is that a good or a bad vote? Just noticed it this morning.

I look forward to Oklahoma legalizing sports book so I can dispose of my child's meager inheritance.

They're still butthurt after Auburn took them to the woodshed this past weekend? Shouldn't they be focused on that in-conference beating and be over lil ole' UNT ruining their afternoon in Fayetteville?

Yes. Yes I do. Oops.

I am as surprised to see Syracuse and Kansas (I'm an idiot edit) Kentucky on that list as I am to see us on that list.

I would think so if you're gonna tailgate. Otherwise I think I'd just make the walk.

I just watched season two of American Vandal and have suddenly developed a serious phobia of t-shirt launchers.

This gonna be a real test of a game, isn't it?

The more I think about it and observe, the more I think that while the wing/tail section is architecturally nifty, it's impractical for getting butts in seats. They probably should've put a second deck behind the student section and kept the lower bowl end zone section as is. I know I'm being curmudgeonly nitpicky old man here. I was originally kinda excited about that section because it reminded me of that intimidating fan packed end zone section in Seattle's joint. We just don't seem to be quite marketable enough to pull that off yet.

I guess I've been visiting my usual source for odds too frequently because work just blocked it. What's the line?

I just like that it's September, with one more to play in September, and we're bitching and arguing about WHICH bowl we're going to play in, not IF we'll get into one at all.

Crap. I usually go to this each year, but wasn't even aware this time around. Probably wouldn't have braved the weather, so I'll get 'em next year I guess.

Ryan isn't your run-of-the-mill accounting firm. The Texas Comptroller's office isn't being very nice to me on a cursory search to find details, but I can see that Ryan is an LLC, not a partnership. Brint Ryan is far more than a mere partner of the company who bears his name on the side of a tall building at the intersection of 635 and DNT. The company is an aggressive money making machine. Not to my particular taste in some of the things they do, but you can't argue with the cash flow. tl;dr -- Brint has more money than God and is as close as we have to a T. Boone at present.

That's not a static number, but for reference, in the AP, we got 10 votes -- #26 Colorado got 83 and #25 Texas Tech got 106.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold your ponies here. Chuck Carlton of the Dallas Morning SMU Pony sucking News voted for UNT? Does he still have a job this morning?

Seneca Wallace is like a nine foot six inch quarterback, so he must be right! (Wait a tic. His wiki page says he's 5'11"? How could HE play quarterback?)

Finally! The Pirate gets involved with UNT!

I'm not sure if Troy and App St. are carrying Sun Belt or UTEP/Rice/ODU (except last night) are bringing CUSA down, but I would not for one minute wish to ever return to that conference. I like playing schools, especially in the West Division, that I've actually heard of.

Stay in the wing section and you'll be fine. Stay far, far away from the student section. Bringing a baby to a game is probably a safer bet than making a baby at a game.

All I have to say about this game is.... JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

My opposite hand pleasuring myself to pornhub on a 56k dialup connection would have beaten the Dodge teams.

4-0 Bitches! Remember the "It's not a Pro system, it's not a college system, it's a football system?" Pepperidge farm remembers!!!! After waiting FOUR seasons to see a freaking win, I NEVER thought I'd see 4 and freaking 0 in non-conference play!

Shanbour in. @Brett Vito just got a football woody.

Jerry Falwell is saying his prayers for a miracle right now.