oldguystudent

They've personally kept the Versace line of manpurses in business through the lean years. Their concentrated population of male students makes me feel safe sending my daughter out at night in virtually every other neighborhood in America. If I ever need a DWI attorney, I'm looking to SMU grads. They've got experience! Their propensity for snorting cocaine through rolled up hundred dollar bills keeps Texans employed at the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing in Ft. Worth. Clop fetishists across the nation thank the ponies for the idea. I'm always down for an SMU coed "Gone slummin'"

Yawn. The Penn State ordeal convinced me once and for all that no P5 team will ever suffer any real consequences beyond maybe being ineligible for a bowl game in some cherry picked transitional losing season. If there is any reason the P5 should invite SMU into their ranks, it's that the death penalty was so harsh that it made the rest of P5 football infallible and perpetually immune to any real government. Some third string kicker gets suspended for a half against Wofford on September 10th. End of story. Nothing further to see here.

But we didn't, and it didn't.

Dodge'd

Not so much all night bender, but moreso in week four of about ten of being at work every waking hour of every waking day.

We go 1-11 in the regular season. Every other team in CUSA is found to be ineligible, so we win the conference championship by default. No need to play the conference championship game since we've already won it. The talking heads for the marketing department of the CFB playoff find a strong correlation between purchases of red hot flaming cheetos and telecast of playoff games, figure it'll be a good laugh and a great revenue booster for their Taco Bell ad tie-ins to throw UNT a bone. It wins the semis and cruises to an easy victory in the championship game as Nick Saban's contract with the devil comes due and he bursts into flames on the sidelines. I mean, hey, "WHY NOT NORTH TEXAS?" Now, where's my big assed ring and my cement bleachers?

3-11

Remember when we had delusions of grandeur that we actually stood a chance in that game going into it?

Probably Josh "Happy Feet" Greer

Optional, certainly not necessary

I'm a Memphis dry rub rib guy myself. Point being, you can't monopolize an entire cooking process to one cut of one animal.

That's some interesting math because the $1,000 donor level gets you other fairly significant benefits like ability to purchase floor seats if we ever decide to field a basketball team. I'd probably pay the $1,000 for the full suite of benefits rather than the $900 for RV parking.

Ooof. Double ooof.

How would you know that? It's not like he ever threw a pass.

Maybe that's what I should've tried instead of purchasing guest passes legit, because son, that always took multiple phone calls and several days to achieve.

There are almost always club seats available.

The latter half of what you heard is what was going on. I don't think you've ever been able to go up to the box office and just purchase a ticket. What was happening was 1) I buy two club seats. I pay $6,250 ($3,125 X 2) in stadium gifts and $500 in MGC donations. 2) Every game, I use my two club seats and purchase two additional "Guest Passes" 3) I effectively have four club seats for the stadium gift price of two. As of 2014, the policy has been that club seat holders can now only purchase guest passes for three games a season, and that guests may only attend one game per season. I've never, ever, ever seen them enforce the latter, and haven't tested the former though.

I'd be pretty pissed off if I could just go up to the box office and purchase single game club tickets.

Or you know somebody in the club and they buy you a guest pass or you scour the ticket exchange and buy them. I just sold a pair at cost for the Buttman Cookman game. Or occasionally, you'll just happen on somebody giving a pair away. But to have them of your very own? Yes, donations, season tickets, stadium gifts, and all the stomach ulcers that comes with it. But you also get to throw cheesecake down on @THOR, so that's pretty great.

My interpretation of box seats is from the 70s when there were physical metal fails separating the "boxes." Apogee doesn't have that. The club seats have a separate entrance with a separate ticket checkpoint. You need a club ticket to get in there. Can't slip in.

I just noticed those representative views still have the Sun Belt logo on the field. My outrage should probably know no bounds right now.

Can't find the article. Link goes to DRC index. The TWU sports link from there doesn't have anything about this. Found it on the Google.

Well let's not get fractionalized here, buddy.

Decimal lives matter!

I remember a time in my life when were I to see somebody wearing jorts and a tanktop with a case of Natty Light in his arms, I would've thought absolutely nothing of it, and I would've waited for the stunts like jumping off the bridge into shallow water to commence.