TheTastyGreek

Who said anything about his kid? That IS a tragedy. But, the thread I replied to, Adler's, is clearly titled: KOBE BRYANT dead. And when I posted, he was the only named fatality. So, am I sad for the children and others who died in the accident? Yes, I am. But Kobe? No regrets. Stand by my comment. If the Sports Rapist Hall of Fame were still an active institution, he'd be a 1st ballot unanimous selection. Kobe Bryant bent a 19 year old girl over a chair, choked her, had sex with her without her consent while she was crying and struggling to get away from him, and left her bleeding, with bruises around her throat. Him being dead isn't a tragedy. Everyone else, sure. Not that guy. If the mountainside didn't ask his consent before the collision? That's not a tragedy, that's irony. And I know the disturbingly widespread opinion around here (not accusing either of you two of anything; I have no idea where you've been on the Briles and other examples discussed so frequently around here) is that there's no need to speak ill over someone just because they're rape-facilitating, rape-obscuring, or otherwise rape-adjacent... As long as they're good at sports-ing, forgive and forget and attack anyone who still cares about it. But this guy was the active rapist, and almost everything I mentioned above he admitted to when speaking to police. Anyone on board with Team Kobe is welcome to go fuck themselves. Just get affirmative consent from yourself first. No apologies for heading off the thoughts and prayersing in his wake, knowing how these things tend to go. My only apology here is to @Censored by Laurie. Sorry for any offense you took at my use of commas. It's not my first language; I just do my best. I hope we can make amends and move forward.

Damn... He really took LeBron passing him on the scoring list poorly. He's raping in heaven, now. BIH, P.

Looks like 2020 is going to feature a lucrative HIPAA violation lawsuit against my urologist!

I haven't been this excited since we fired Todd Dodge shortly after the 2009 loss to Army.

He only really failed at FSU. He turned around a struggling USF, went to two bowls in four years and had a 10 win season, the most in school history. Then, he had a winning season and sent Oregon to a bowl he didn't coach in, with what was an 8 loss team the year before, and immediately got a big raise to go to FSU. He also made $40 million along the way. So... Three jobs since FSU, two of them successful, enough money at those stops to live off $1 million+ per year without touching principal... And he's gone from Kentucky to Boca Raton. Tip of the hat, Willie. I'm sure you can import a lithe, supple goat to the Atlantic coast if you miss the old WKU lifestyle.

They accidentally left the Howitzer out of their collage.

Just to elaborate a bit... It takes about the same amount of time as masochistically confirming that I am indeed still an admin for the forum.

Nice place. I was there for one basketball game, and for the Mo Hooker/Jose Ramirez fight along with the artist formerly known as @NT03. It's like a much tighter, more modern Hot Springs main arena, if you still remember what that place was like.

Fire it up and get out there recruiting, I guess. No bowl to lose this year means a few bonus weeks of just recruiting. One extra unexpected scholarship available!

Fan of the week. You boosted our physical attendance by 10-15%.

Eh... Paid student attendance was 38k+. Butts in seats may be slightly lower, but at least they're financially supporting the program.

You think that's sad? I logged on the AOL and saw a forward that made the room get dusty... There's a guy that's been vomiting up unflavored cream of wheat for 17 straight years. It's like those people you hear about that can't stop hiccups... But this guy has just thrown up bland, mushy, flavorless garbage multiple times a day, every day. Can't seem to stop; may not even realize what a shame it is, he's been suffering with it so long. It broke my heart. Luckily, I kept reading my inbox and there's a downtrodden Nigerian prince who has a lucrative business offer for me. I don't want to get ahead of things, but... Let's just say someone may be sitting in club seats next year.

Animal shit serves as a fertilizer. Something useful can come out of it. You need a better analogy.

His dad was prowling as recently as an hour ago. Not bashful about chiming in on GMG to throw shade or hype his kid... Maybe he's up to break some news or drop some clues?

"You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one" - Mike Jaguar

Good hustle, Skipper.

Does the Heisman committee offer a Mr. Congeniality award?

Glad they lost, but not really room to gloat. We suck this year, they went to the end with a ranked team and they'll probably finish the year with double digit wins. Hat tip, on an extended middle finger, to the SMU crowd.

I hope the board he's seeing those issues across is a plank.

Hey, I gotta take a shot when the opportunity is there. Because, as we all know... "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." (R. Stawback)

"Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." (T. Landree)

Other things to consider: \ CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS: BOWL VICTORIES:

I can't speak for anyone else, but I really can't complain on that front.

Hope. With a chaser of incompetence. Benford killed me because I thought we were on the cusp of something. And then we obviously weren't... And we flat out refused to fix the situation. Anyone who thought/hoped/believed this was going to be a coach and a season to remember (in a positive way) is probably feeling the same way. It's never fun to get kicked in the dick. But when your default posture is hands-over-balls and legs together, it doesn't hurt as badly as when you let your guard down and suffer an unguarded shot to the groin.