TheTastyGreek

I don't mean to be a fly in the ointment Because for you and me, this is enjoyment. But for those who earn cheddar For a half-assed endeavor Was this justifying their employment? It's a wonder how anyone stays With this decade-long non-winning phase. Since we lose at this sport It's of particular import Not to screw up the weenies and maize. I'm not one demanding coaching change. Because I think success may be in range I hope for on-field ascendance, But mere cookout attendance Seems like something the staff could arrange. With the way the last eight seasons ended, This event could help fences get mended Are we building excitement? It's a damning indictment When not even our MASCOT attended! At this critical conference junction It's a sign of our program's dysfunction When we need to build passion In an off the field fashion But I missed this with zero compunction. It's as fun as a smooch with your cousin When the team never wins half a dozen. And though WE still attend, I can sure comprehend Why the rest of the Metroplex doesn't.

Not every coach is righteous as a pastor But with some of these folks we go after... I just hope and I pray We don't lose Cloutier... Or the dance team may hire this bastard.

Locking this before tempers get hotter. And here's some good life advice fodder: (Though it may not apply To this Roadrunner guy) Keep your wieners away from all toddlers.

If it happens, then we may be screwed. We've seen what the others can do. I fear what will be If Brock's stuck at string three Is a season that's pure number two.

Students cashing in makes it all rotten. Good old days are long gone and forgotten. There's no need for revoking A system not broken Whether farming or bowling for Cotton.

The only man sillier yet Than the one who plays wind-piss roulette Is the one who is seen Crawling in the latrine And complaining that things are all wet.

Is God just? I remain noncommittal. Maybe RV can answer this riddle: With his heart, eye, and stroke We fear coach Mac might croak Why is Benford as fit as a fiddle?

If this mascot atrocity takes shape And his presence, we just can't escape... Take a cue from ol' Silver (Our pageantry builder) And choke Eppy to death with a cape.

The retort to supporters who grouse And hope to see Rick on the outs? Though we lose when we play It's still somehow okay Since we suck in a fancy new house.

If I were to swing by his facility (and I say this with all humility) He'd find something, I'll bet That fit over my neck If he thought I had eligibility.

How delightful you get to touch base! Though it's awkward to ask face-to-face... Put RV on alert- I could use a fresh shirt. Can I get one at Scott Monarch's place?

You can keep something stuck in your craw Even when your point has a clear flaw There's no threat to your flesh and your knuckles stay fresh If you're punching at nothing but straw.

Flawed examples from across the nation Only seem to cause massive frustration. Where to find happy place? Is it palm placed on face? No! The answer is dog animations!

Practice season, and making a stink? "Only here!" I consistently think. Don't tsk-tsk and cluck cluck, You should offer more bucks! And of course, come and join me for drinks!

It gets even more uncomfortable when you consider that O'Bannon is suing largely because of a classic moments deal on one of the basketball games, recreating the 1995 NCAA tournament. Tough to say it wasn't his likeness when the game is meant to specify a particular Shining Moment that featured him. Also, when they were still making money off his likeness years after he'd graduated.

Why did you have to wreck it by bringing that guy up?

Just when Burt Reynolds thought his career was over for good... The call came offering him a voice acting role in the cartoon remake of "Brokeback Mountain".

Season tickets come with a commemorative paper bucketful. No extra charge for the chicken lipstick. "It's rainin' hens! Hallelujah, it's rainin' hens!"

East Carolina should have a much better year this season, as we can guarantee their mascot will not show up drunk on any drinks containing vodka.

It's tough for visiting fans to really appreciate this mascot, as he's not legally allowed within 500 yards of schools or playgrounds.

Season tickets come with a commemorative paper bucketful. Or maybe vice versa. I can never remember.

He's like a Charlie Leonard or a Bill Foy on the floor.

I see him as a taller Collin Mangrum type.

Summer term ends in about a week. If we are reaching out to big men, it may mean one of ours returning may be about to run out of time to get grades right.

Glick, I'm sorry... I'm going to have to intervene here. I hate to do this, but you're an unfit adoptive parent. Last year, And, well, then this happened. The last time we let you adopt a player before then was 2010, when And after that season in your care... This happened. I'm sorry, but until you've proven you can provide a stable, supportive environment... We can't just entrust Zach Orr to your care. You can have supervised visitation, if someone else is willing to sponsor you.