TheTastyGreek

It's always tempting fate when one plays the role of spelling or grammar police. Evan Fentriss says his cousins Evan and Eric Fentress are probably pretty good players, too. (I still love you, ADLER)

Pfft.. Idiots. They'll never get into C-USA now!

In Vito's defense, he was lied to by an NT spokesman, and they wouldn't let him speak directly to LaCroix. This is coming straight from Vizza.

Ever since the Tomato closed, I've really been craving one of those stuffed pizza things. I've already forgotten what they're called. Where can I find another middleweight pizza? Are they anywhere else?

Every time I try to go beat up Coach Leftwich, 5 really big guys get between us and try to knock me down. It's tougher to get to him than you might think. I'd ask some friends to help me try to pursue him so that at least one of us could beat him up, but I don't want to hear the fight song played.

You lie like a lying liar lie-face. Nobody will ever leave us. Not Rick V, not Johnny Jones, not Robert Peachey or Derek Tomlin... NOBODY. There's a time and a place for shameless publication of semi-verified rumors, sir. And that place is not here.

Don't tell me what I gotta do. You don't own me.

He lives in Connecticut. He follows this team and the Sun Belt conference closer than almost anyone else I know. When someone else informs me that there's an athlete out there named "Kummer" who I could have been mocking for years... That's a man who knows his basketball pretty thoroughly. As for finding you at the Pit... Again, not likely because he lives in Connecticut. But I have a feeling you may be able to shake hands at the tournament in Mobile, if you're planning on making the trip. Rereading that, it seems like I'm attacking you, which is not the way I want it to come across. I'm not trying to come off as combative... Just saying that it's a hell of a commute from New Haven to the Pit. Even for a 7:00 p.m. tipoff. I wish we had 1000 alums in the metroplex as passionate and attentive over North Texas basketball as that one guy stranded on an island in the northeast. It's almost funny that two of our most hard core fans (CBL and CMJ) are thousands of miles away, and on opposite sides of the country. Are you both permanently gone, or would you move back (greenminer and CarribbeanGreen style) if the opportunity arose?

Plumm is on to something. I heard that Terrelle Pryor is delaying his commitment because he wants to make sure that the football school he chooses also hosted a presidential debate. Blue Chip footballers are really hard core about making sure their campus hosts political events. Also... How could the commissioner of the conference possibly be anxious about one of it's member schools hiring a high school head coach with only a very limited amount of experience at the college level, and even that limited experience as an assistant? Outrageous! I mean, it's not like we've ever done that before and had it backfire or anything. Couple our longstanding history of football success with the strong track record that high school coaches have had as head coaches at the college level, and Wright Waters must be out of his mind if he had any doubts that NT and the conference might be better served, both in terms of success and public perception, by hiring a more experienced coach from the college ranks. Luckily for all parties, that 2-10 record and 119th ranked defense really silences all critics.

Don't anyone try to put any additional seats around the Athletics Department conference table, then.

Fixed that for ya. Not saying I know anything, just saying (from extensive recent experience) that decisions and announcements are often separated by weeks. Or months. Oftentimes, there are some blatant lies along the way.

Who else is going to be there? I'll be there with gruu and MeanMag.

Agreed. Anyone who doesn't love the Reverend is nobody I want to know.

Cooley has left the building.

Not sure, but my best guess is that he usually has a more extensive writeup due for the Men's team, and he almost always has 2 and a half less hours until deadline to finish it. He's probably working on the structure of his game article rather than blogging. EDIT: Or, obviously (I felt like a dumbass as soon as I clicked "post") he's writing the women's one as much as possible during the men's game.

I think he's just saying that demands pile up faster than dollars. Not calling for an audit of you, Plummer. I, on the other hand, demand to see your checkbook and 2007 tax return.

I've got a picture from tonight's game off the ESPN broadcast that I think you'll enjoy. Once I get it captured, I'll send it to you.

Polygamist!!!

People from Western Kentucky were busted keeping a sex goat in a fraternity closet. So I wouldn't use their judgment of approval as any sort of shield against criticism.

Did he go to Louisiana Tech or Louisiana State? Because I always get those two mixed up.

Will you accept a pink one? If so, talk to Steve Orsini.

This deserves a second look. I appreciate your humor, Cowtown. Rest stop condom jokes are aces in my book.

Shut up and enjoy your tailgating. Keep complaining and I'll take it away. Don't make me call your boss, you rabblerouser. When will you be sending this year's check?

I'll file that somewhere between "Already married" and "Soon-to-be Father".

Answer: White and brown. The Goldfields looked nice, though. Green on both of them.