TheTastyGreek

Good effort. Work on your setup (I was shopping at the grocery store, and I saw...) and you're well on your way!

Chuck Klosterman reviews Chinese Democracy for the AV Club. Good stuff.

Quoner, glad to hear the budget meeting went well... I know you were anxious about it. And I hope you didn't ruin that nice blue shirt you were planning on wearing.

Ron Harris' poor man?

Voted twice.

I'm glad he never asked for a release from his commitment to transfer. A good military man honors his word.

OF COURSE THEY'LL ALL 'PASS US BY' UNTIL WE 'RAISE THE BAR'!!!! Also, I think that everyone needs to just relax and give Coach Parker enough time to really show us what he can do. I'm positive that if we're all just patient, we should hit 5 or 6 wins by 2020.

I was out cleaning my above-ground pool, when my know-it-all neighbor popped over the fence to give me a hard time about North Texas football. He said that the Mean Green were terrible and then he told me that Todd Dodge was in over his head. So I hit him in the belly with my pool skimmer, and while he was gasping for air I threw him over the side and into the pool. I let him thrash around for a few seconds, then told him that he was REALLY going to be "in over his head", and held him underwater until the bubbles stopped. Then, I threw his bloated, blue, waterlogged corpse on the 50 yard line at SMU's Ford Stadium!! GO MEAN GREEEEEEEEN!!!

Don't hate... Baylor really has something going right now. If I ever finish up my TY post about Baylor Homecoming weekend, I'll explain my personal observations beyond: Briles good, Baylor improving.

?!? Shouldn't you be driving??

This guy Dickey... Maybe it's time to look into letting him go and hiring a new head coach?

Don't be a jackass. It's about time someone started this discussion. I'm amazed it hasn't happened already. Any stadium thoughts? I'm leaning towards "pro" instead of "con", but I want to hear some opinions before I really make up my mind.

You'll watch your tone if you don't want to end up on the permanent ban list from the VIP sub-forum, sir. This will be your only warning.

Because Dickey is pure evil and Mandy filed the application while wearing a brown dress. Also, our alums suck, the NT Daily wrote a bunch of negative articles about it, and our University President can't pee standing up. Also, because we're too negative on our message board. But seriously... I have no idea.

/serious face I actually like the friendly competitive thing we have going with MTSU and I don't have any real animosity towards them nor any real reason to try and denigrate their academic or athletic reputation. I think Quoner feels the same. And I wasn't being sarcastic when I praised their education standards on account of their fans figuring out what seems to be pretty obvious to anyone paying attention. /end serious You guys suck! Screw MTSU! We always kick your ass, until recently when we don't!! YEEEE HAWWW GO MEAN GREEEEEEEEN!!!!

If this topic hadn't been started by a moderator, I'd have bet money that it would be shut down within 15 minutes.

We have one. Whether MTSU gets one or not remains to be seen.

Say what you will about the value of a Tennessee state college, but they do seem to be getting a decent education.

Tragically, he sent her away (presumably, before cataloging the color of her attire). All in all, it seems that Mr. Manilow may be implying that we also won't fully appreciate how badly we need the eponymous Mandy until we've shortsightedly cast her away. There is still hope, however... I've heard the same fellow discuss a saucy little number named Lola who may or may not be on the market after seeing her beloved fatally wounded in a battle over her honor. How effective are the recruiting connections we have north of Havana?

This is the most troubling thing about Odufuwa so far. I've seen him stand up and take a jump shot from one step inside the three point line several times. I'm all in favor of our posts having a good outside shot, but to me that shows poor decision making. Either step one foot further back and take a real three, or use your size to drive and get an easier shot.

I miss XBAND. I spent a lot of time playing NBA Jam, Super Mario Kart, and Kirby's Avalanche on that thing. Rockets or Magic?

Ahhh, 1992. When Day, Lee Mayberry, and Alaa Abdelnaby were going to be the new cornerstones to bring the Milwaukee Bucks back to prominence. Or at least relevance. Didn't work out.

I made it a point to give you guys a mention in the TY recap.

It's insane! Mike Leach has NEVER won a State Championship! And he's never beaten Western Kentucky even once, much less twice in back to back seasons! What's their tailgating experience like our there? How many generators do they need to power their stadium?

In my mind, it was definitely time for Dickey to go when he took that week off mid-season and didn't even bother to show up for the game. I mean... You're halfway through your second straight losing season, and you're going to spend a week just laying around in bed and not even bothering to coach?!? Come on!! I think that was even worse than the "Fan Appreciation Night" when we all had to line up single-file so that Dickey could urinate on us one by one.