TheTastyGreek

I love, love, love (unironically, unashamedly) The Way You Make Me Feel. I love it so much that even after someone told me to imagine he was singing it to a 7 year old boy... I still think it's a great song.

So you're telling anyone who doesn't believe in life after death... BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

First off, I am NOT a voter. Don't slander me. I'm a convicted sex offender, and am disenfranchised by law. If I could vote, I'd vote for Pogo. Second, I don't pay taxes because I funnel any non-cash earnings through a shadow holding company incorporated in the Caymans. So you're wrong again. And Quoner and I were banned because we used this forum to solicit moderators for sexual purposes. Some of them got jealous, I guess, because suddenly we were banned and then Cerebus demanded we call him and give back his class ring. Go figure.

Fun fact: In the past FOUR MONTHS, eulesseagle has posted more than 50 times (not sure about deletions, so we'll keep it a vague underestimate). Exactly two of those posts have had even the slightest mention of anything related to sports whatsoever. This one about the Dallas Desire lingerie football team, and this one about why we shouldn't pay for a CIT bid. Everything else has been this sort of political stuff. Usually a one-line snark intro or response to a link (none from Stormfront recently, thank goodness). Glad to have you as a member of this SPORTS AND UNIVERSITY NEWS FORUM, mein freund!!

After what we've seen with Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon (with Walter Cronkite circling the drain, too)... If I were Ron Popeil and Vince with ShamWoW, I'd be locking myself in the house and upgrading my insurance coverage.

I hope for his wife's sake that they live in a ranch-style home.

Wikipedia's list doesn't include Bill Lawrence on the Republican side. Not that I'd give him any chance of winning... But the guy is in the race.

Most of the Desperados coaches and staff pull double duty with the Cowboys. For example, Will McClay does scouting for the big club in addition to his role as head coach for the Arena team. If I recall correctly, the Cowboys hired him away from the Jaguars. The only way we'd get Ollison is if he thought leaving the Cowboys organization to come coach for us was a savvy career move.

Rumor has it the kid was about to get busted by the NCAA for gambling violations, and this is just a cover for what would have been his suspension. He'll probably spend two years on the baseball team and then come right back.

Not just no, but HELL no to Georgia State. Not at this point, anyway. And probably not for at least a decade.

I blame the Cash4Gold people. They caused this.

Nice one, sir. At least I know someone noticed. This is why I make fluffy kitten jokes... Because nobody ever taught me how to get the good kind of attention.

That's not what Pattakos, Makarezos, and Papadopoulos thought. And they were right.

Putting "spend the night" in quotes makes this even more naughty and inappropriate than what Quoner wrote. Kids really do grow up so fast these days...

Ditto. Much more pure and pristine at that level. Most of them will play ball for a lollipop or a box of raisins.

Also... The Ghost of Slim Pickens says he's underwhelmed.

C'mon now, you know I'm trying to stay out of all the political conversation... I just checked the thread because the title was news to me. As Freud would say, were he alive today: Sometimes a Tamagochi joke is just a Tamagochi joke. But if I were willing to make a penis-related joke about North Korean missile capabilities... I'd probably say something about the danger of a boo-yellowcake detonation over the Statue of Liberty.

Those guys invented the Tamagochi virtual pet and the Betamax home cassette system. We're talking about the greatest intelligence on the planet.

Don't you worry, friend. We can get a BETTER coach! One with 4.4 speed!

When the bad news breaks, we have a new tradition- Haikus dull the pain.

NT site lists job. Why hire for a job that's full? Seems this case is closed.

Someone wants to leave? My philosophy- Unchanged. Take a leap, rodent!

Who will take over? Building muscle and some speed- "B-12 shots" for all!

Payback is a bitch... It's revenge on Hayden Fry. Tennessee strikes back.