TheTastyGreek

North Texas 0.35632 Win % The way I see it, even that dismal win percentage from the past 30 years is still 2.5 times higher than what Dodge accomplished in his three years.

Discussion is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

Bravo. Feel free to change your mind a few times.

Just know this... With Cerebus cracking subversive jokes with us, and with Illuvius scheduled to sit on my lap and watch the Jackson State basketball game... You're emboldening us again. I've got some fascinating and passionate opinions on immigration and health care. You have no one to blame but yourselves once I start sharing them.

"Dear Penthouse..."

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That's not two words.

1) Nunchucks is (or at least, should be) one word. Not two. 2) Do you have a pistol I could borrow? I have a friend who needs a good whipping. I could give it right back to you, and you wouldn't even have to leave the room while I was using it.

Good heavens, Charades is a frustrating game. I'm already fed up after less than an hour... How could anyone stand to play for a whole week or more?

Which would be ridiculous, because my paintball shooting would certainly grade out at 85 or above.

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I'm going to make someone else on the team follow me around with a soda. Wanna be on my team?

Laughing... So hard... Bravo, sir. Brilliant work here.

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And no matter how pointless, stupid, and unnecessary it is... I can play charades ALL WEEK LONG. So you'd better start guessing better.

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For no specific reason, I feel like playing Charades today. Anyone else want to play with me? I'll go first and get us all started. (Two words) (First word...) (sounds like:)

We have four tickets in a row of five, with the fifth seat unpurchased. $7 for a baseline reserved ticket gets you in, and I can guarantee you a dandy view from our row. And if the Mrs. wants to come, too... She can talk with my girlfriend and MeanMag's future wife about Lifetime TV or menstruation or whatever the hell it is women like to talk about with each other.

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation. Homer Simpson: Say it in English, Doc! Dr. Julius Hibbert: You're going to need open-heart surgery. Homer Simpson: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo! Dr. Julius Hibbert: We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker. Homer Simpson: Could you dumb it down a shade?

Are you able to make it out on Tuesday for Jackson State? If you are, come sit with me, MeanMag, and our respective significant others. I will be delighted to talk your ear off about all of it. Great seats, too.

They keep him occupied while the Cubs are in their off-season.