TheTastyGreek

I've spent my whole life wishing we could conference with Utah State, Idaho, Nevada, and some of the other Big teams out West. Once we align with them, we're sure to rocket up in prestige and on-field success. I only wish we'd done it earlier.

By this logic, why would anyone want us to move out of the Sun Belt and join their conference?

I was thinking we could somehow tap into the disaster alert network and use those air raid sirens and loudspeakers to broadcast an hourly promotional message.

If someone told me that Scott Hall, Andy Blount, Ramone Archie and company all participated in the GMG Bowl in hopes of seriously injuring someone from the forum without any legal consequences... I'd believe it.

I was hopeful and wishing that the inevitable grumbling about promotion for this game wouldn't start before the end of summer, at least. Now, my other hand is full of poop and I have a new appreciation for rhetorical idioms.

AUGUST?!? Sounds to me like the Army needs to get its priorities straight.

Based on how they described some of the other games in the season preview (UTA being 3 straight home games, etc.), the lack of info makes it seem like a one-off at their place.

It's news to me. Good find.

Not without a whole lot of posters and sidewalk chalk. And billboards.

8, 9, or 15 win season? Should we fire Todd Dodge if he gives a bad speech at the kickoff cookout? What if he gets a traffic ticket before then? (Obama/Mexicans): Grave threat to American survival... Or GRAVEST threat to American survival? Soccer: Once every four years, it's not just for kindergartners anymore! Who is faster: The Flash or Superman? What about Wolverine? Being in a conference full of terrible football teams is killing our program! Especially when we keep losing to all of them! Throw in a recent meme of non sequitur Simpsons photos, and that's about all you've missed over the summer. I'll get you a box of crayons and a sheet of butcher paper, or maybe just some fingerpaint, and you can draw up a hypothetical new universe of conferences. Then, you're back up to speed.

+1

But how will he pay for that pizza he ordered if he doesn't have any money?

They are both national cemeteries.

I thought of a great follow up joke that involved being 30 yards from the action and made reference to the old piss-wall... But I don't think it would pass moderation. Maybe the one about kettle corn and a huge empty end zone would spare me from banning... But I'm not going to risk that one, either.

I'd expect nothing less from a dirty commie who spent the entire Vietnam war smoking maryjuwanna in Canada and having gay sex with Jane Fonda. Also, he was born in KENYA. Snopes.

A vote for England is a vote for Mitchell and Webb... AND THAT'S A BAD MISS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noOHdTQd6H8

Nah, he's not a douche... I just did a very hard sell that spanned a couple of years. As recently as the start of last season, I was still campaigning to have the two of us fly up for the first West Point game with our dad (a former nuclear artillery lieutenant in the Army) as a big excursion. But after having spent a lot of time and money on football road games in the past few years, I've lost a lot of passion for the idea. Especially because mom and dad are retired and they spend 4 months a year over in Greece now, and he wouldn't be back in time to make the trip with us. The nice thing about Clemson is I can use it as an excuse to visit people over a long weekend, and we can drive there instead of dropping for a plane ticket. I've been wanting to go see a game at Diddle Arena for years, and I think I may not buy any airline tickets for NT sports this year unless it allows me to scratch that off my list. As for dad, I think we'll probably just get tickets for the just announced Formula 1 race in Austin in 2012.

My brother wants to go to West Point, I suggest we go to Clemson so we can stay with friends in Atlanta the night before and after, and save the West Point trip for a brighter future.

I already thought they were the biggest threat for the next 2 years out of the East... Sounds like that Jarvis fellow has been having sweet dreams and restful sleep on his magical pillow.

+1 to both of you.