TheTastyGreek

It's someone's birthday? Who could it be?

I'll say it for all of us - Burn in hell, pedophile.

I think the "resemblance" may just be the presence of a class ring. My girlfriend wears a Baylor ring, and she gets asked when she graduated from A&M all the time. It isn't that our ring looks like their ring... It's that most people figure anyone wearing a class ring in this state went to A&M. Not every pasty blond kid with a white shirt and black tie riding a mountain bike is a Mormon, but more often than not it's a good clue.

Insider info about the football roster tends to leak out at Subway.

Putting aside the accuracy of his football prediction... I like the way the Arkansas State guy thinks.

Carlos Lee didn't help us win a damn thing when we traded for him last time, and he's not going to do anything to improve the Rangers' situation this time, either. Wake me up when we git sum pitchin'.

Tracy McGrady says that could never happen.

He likes ellipses and misplaced/inappropriate quotation marks. Interesting.

Not to jinx anything, but... I hope that someone on the training staff has been stretching and massaging Lance Dunbar's hamstrings non-stop since last season ended. The last time I was anywhere near this level of expectations for what an RB was capable of doing, it didn't end very well for the guy.

I'm not sure, but it's sure to be off-putting, radical, and ultimately dangerous to the moral fiber of America's most precious resource: Our Young Caucasian Women of Fair Virtue. Don't get me wrong... I tolerate other races and ethnic groups to the absolute minimum extent necessary to avoid seeming narrow-minded or backwards by other people in my social group. I'm not a bigot- I always look around furtively and use a hushed tone/raised eyebrow to indicate that I'm sensitive about the racial joke I'm making. Still... That music is a subversive plot to corrupt our youth. Be wary, friends!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8300NsffU

I keep showing up, home and away. But we keep not winning.

Not quite, but close. As you know... In Texas, the heat can go much higher than 94.

Don't worry... At the rate things have gone, we'll replace both assistants and half the roster again within the next 12 months. If you don't like how things look now, it's just a short period of time until things flip upside down again.

I have literally never heard of St. Augustine or Panola College before today. Coaching turnover has taught me something about the lower trenches of college athletics.

Really liking how this year is shaping up, schedule-wise. Tech and LSU, another round with UTA, SHSU a year after their appearance/RPI respectability (but after their coach is gone), should get Rice at home (unless that happens next year)... Much, much better than what we found ourselves stuck with last season.

Adam and Eve, man. Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Blake Bevan.

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Hey, who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

Good riddance. The WAC doesn't need quitters. Burn in hell, pedophiles.

If you were smarter, you'd use the "Buy a Brick" fundraising campaign that people have been wanting us to use on the new stadium campaign. For a few hundred (thousand?) bucks, people could have a brick with their name engraved on it tied to your leg. Sell enough bricks, and you're sure to have so much weight dragging you down that your malicious sponsors can know you won't survive the effort. I'm in for a pair of floaties.

I thought nothing was more of an agonizing crotch kick than conference realignment and "North Texas to the WAC?" talk. Then I discovered non-NT fans stopping by to rehash the conference realignment and "North Texas to the WAC?" talk. It's like getting kicked in the crotch with a rocket-powered spike heel.

My friends call me "Whiskers".

I just figured you were broke from donating all that money to the United Negro College Fund.

Is that why you haven't come back for any of the tournaments in Hot Springs? I leave message with service, but you do not call.