ADLER

If you want it, here it is, come and get it, but you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast, you'd better hurry 'cos it's going fast.

"Johnson, Navin R." Random son of a bitch, typical run-of-the-mill bastard.

I'm not a vagrant! This is my point! I know somebody here. I met him on a train. His name is.... His name is.... James.... No. His name is.... James Josephson. No, no! James Lawrence. Lawrence. Lawrence. Lawrence F-- Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Fings. Forrest Lawrenceton. His name is James Jestenthen. Lawrence Jesterton. -Lawrence Jamison? -Yes. Yes! Yes. We're like this! OK, name that film.

Come see my new website..... FIRETHECHINSTRAPS.COM

Be there if you can. Other than the waitstaff asthetics, the place is so much better than Hooters for this event. The menu is pretty good and every Monday is $2.00 Margarita Night. The beer is also very cold. If anyone has a question that they'd like submitted (please keep it respectfully worded) please send me a Personal Message by 4:50 today and I will either read it on air or give it t George Dunham. Please include your name and home town.

It's the medication. A couple of years ago you could host a home game at a neutral site even if it was closer to your opponent's home stadium. UL-Monroe hosted Arkansas at War memorial in Little Rock (even though Arkansas handled all the ticket distribution and host activities), and Arkansas State hosted Missouri at a game in Missouri. The rule has since been changed; you must now host two games at that site for it to count towards attendance. ASUfan should be here in a few minutes to expound further.

Always check the recruiting forum often. People sometimes make things disappear. *this is called a hint

They're newbies. Oh, and that loss to SMU was clearly a fluke. The Mustangs were so geeked for that game it was incredible. It was by all accounts their Super Bowl. This week we dimantled a team that destroyed Arkansas State last week. Arkansas State beat the crap out of the Ponies the third week of this season. If those excuses worked for them last year then they're certainly valid for this year.

"Oh no, please just don't throw me in the Briar Patch! Please don't throw me in the Briar Patch!" Where do ya think they're gonna throw the rabbit?

Belly Up! Thanks Smitty, several of my close friends are SMU fans and we always appreciate good natured jabs.

All in the dark green that the tean formerly wore way back in the Dickey days. The only polos with the correct color are the non Under Armour shirts.

I apologize if I inspired this, what I should have stated was persons of a vertically challenged stature. Would that have been more correct?

I have read about a very interesting defensive scheme that we may be able to use to correct these issues. The only problem is I don't think we have all the necessary personel this season. It defense involves using a very powerful linebacker that can hurl midgets at the opposing team's ball carriers.

With the new offense at North Texas, a player with Brown's athletic ability could really make his mark on the football scene as a receiver. Nobody ever wants to make the switch to football from basketball, but the kid sounds like he could be outstanding with a redshirt year to learn the position. I have seen so many athletes toil their college careers as basketball reserves when they could have potentially been pro prospects in football.

Easy, you do it post-mortem.

I say give the bastard the dry sponge treatment and then put the video on you-tube.

I may have found a new philanthropy. Please elaborate on the rules of this fundraiser activity.

Hmmm....using the lowest possible entrance requirements to get players eligible, and then still playing at least 40 inelegible ones; not good FIU, not good at all. If the Sun Belt needs to purge itself of FIU, FAU still has representation in the Miami market and Western Kentucky is already enlisted to take their place in football.

OK, got one, anyone else?

I was about to compliment you on your great mind.

Vizza played incredibly well during the game. The first two interceptions were timing routs to the right sideline. The ball was already in the air and both receivers slipped while making their cut. This can hardly be blamed on the quarterback. The third interception was on fourth down in La La territory with less than a minute before halftime. Vizza didn't have an open receiver and floated the ball up for grabs around the 5 yard line instead of taking a sack hoping for a reception or an interception. La La got the pick, but lost about 30 yards by doing so; very smart play by Vizza.

I'm planning on heading to the show this evening. If any of you established gmg posters (sorry newbies and flamers) have any questions that you'd like answered please send them to me via Private Message and I will submit the question to Coach Dodge during the show. I will need the questions before I leave the office at 5:00. Just provide your name and hometown.

I always feel happy when something comically bad happens to Utah State, and I find comfort as if we somehow contributed by Dickey ending up there.

hotwire.com is contracted to sell hotel reservations at a substantial discount to fill vacancies. hotwire is currently offering reservations at a Lafayette three star hotel for $42 per night this weekend. The website does not provide the name of the hotel until the reservation is booked. hotwire.com I booked reservations for Friday and Saturday nights and the total is $99.48 for both nights combined.($84.00 + $15.48 tax) The hotel is the Holiday Inn Lafayette - Central US-167 which is on I-49 in the vicinity of Prejeans restaurant. $42.00 is a substantial savings compared to the usual rates. Holiday Inn US-167

He's wrong. In the past decade schools like South Florida, and Central Florida have not only started programs, but have raised them to be competitive on a national scale. The simple fact is SIZE DOES MATTER. When a school such as North Texas finally decides to make a committment, it will succeed as well. UTSA has recently raised it's student athletic fee to the state maximum of $240 per student per semester. It seems like a lot, especially for a school that doesn't even offer the premier sport of football, but it's what UTEP students, administrators and regents have decided is necessary to help the university separate from the quagmire of 'smaller' schools that they have always been associated with. It's the type committment that South Florida had made, and one that Central Florida had made. If North Texas were to make a similar commitment the football and basketball programs would contend for postseason play every year, revenue through donations and ticket sales would skyrocket, and facilities would be comperable to many of the other large state schools.