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Wow, if only there was some type of blueprint available, some material that clarified exactly how a very large suburban university with historically weak alumni support could fund a successful Division 1 athletics program, one that includes a competitive Bowl Championship Subdivision football program. Don't click here, because This Doesn't Exist

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Thanks for putting this together SM. I'll be there with my bride and we'll be bringing chips and extra beverages.

Thanks 80, now you've disappointed Cameron. "Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings."

"Uhhhh, customers suck." "Yeah, Yeah! And division from within too!" .

I don't think that you guys grasp the reality of the situation. While you are still hoping for some meat to put on your little 'wish' sandwiches, the guys in San Antonio and San Marcos have already ordered catered lunches from Risky's Barbeque and Jason's Deli. How in Hell do you expect to be able to compete with that type of Smörgåsbord?

You were a little late to the show. Before you got there they had already announced that there was an open microphone up front for anyone that would lke to ask questions.

There has been neither proper institutional support nor the rewards derived from a succesful program (alumni and community support). Your point is like a farmer claiming that he shouldn't plow seeds into a field until he gets a good harvest from it.

Never Dusty Bottoms! I am a devoted desciple of Lucky Day. While everyone is shooting at the invisible swordsman, it's a lack of institutional funding that has always been the El Guapo for North Texas.

How many Lambda Chi's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two. All they'll need is a 4-pack of wine coolers and a light bulb large enough for them to climb inside. Just kidding Chops. It's an old college joke. .

That is exactly what will happen. May I suggest that if an ad is run, that it simply ask students to vote for what they believe needs to be done for their university. If they really believe further crippling athletics is the answer, then that's the way they should vote.

Not an option for me. I will be sitting in Rice Stadium.

He probably left TAMU-CC because of the coaching change. There may have been a lot of changes when Ronnie Arrow left for South Alabama.

Thanks for the reply. It's certainly a sticky situation because I doubt the Pourhouse wants to upset either group. What about putting all the televisions in another area tuned to the UT game and directing those fans there. That way they'll have sound for their game. If they have to watch it without sound in the "UNT" room, they will wish that they had just stayed at home, and that's not good for future business.

Maybe the writer was actually thinking of the Lamar State University men's soccer program. After all, people in the Dallas/Ft Worth region do seem to often get the two programs confused because they are so unbelievably similar. tidbit. tidbit.

Yeah, but all the reclining chairs in the front and all the booths in the center area are going to be occupied by whorns fans already situated for the Arkansas at Texas....2:30pm game. They are going to squeal like stuck pigs if their game gets moved to one of the smaller screens. Oh well, we'll have to wait and see what happens. I hope it goes well, but that the Mean Green also are able to establish their territory. I don't think fans in either of those two school's home towns would make the sacrifice that they'll be asking of North Texas fans.

Are you suggesting that he's on a middle name basis with the former Presidents; men like Baines Johnson, Milhouse Nixon, Rudolph Ford and Earl Carter? That's odd.

Senator McCain just announced in his opening statements of the debate that David Eisenhower commanded the American Troops at the landing at Normandy. My thought was " I wonder if David's father Dwight knew about this?"

Well, it's not just a typo. It's a grammatical error that changes the entire announcement...and it was published in the newspaper. Oops. Well, score one for the Texas public school system.

Don't do it Quoner. You've got plenty to live for. The Hoff's "Seriously, That Water Was Cold" album is set for 2009 release. On a side note, I don't know if this is indicative of his lifestyle, or if he's just having a really rough morning after a really good party. 0l2y_glJew0

Now, that's funny. I thought they were complaining about logos on the cheerleader's backsides, but that's kinda embarrassing for the university's logo to be placed right there on the football players. I-D-Ho on da A-Ho

Nope, still can't see it.

This selection probably was made by Norm's friend Andy who is a Giant Panda. Pandas like bamboo, which is green, and don't care for Rice. For real insight into any contest involving these two Texas teams, the best source of information is the legendary Coach Tom Foolery. I believe that he coached against both Todd Dodge and David Bailiff while at the high school level.

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It's the right colors.................... Unless, of course, you are talking about the UNT branch campus in Denton. Get ready for it folks. UNT-D is going to want to push their own identity.