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1. Definition: quone Medical term. When a patient gets difficult you have to quone them. "We're going to have to quone this patient" The person that performs the procedure is called the Quoner. This is believed to be a rectal procedure since Cosmo Kramer MD aka Dr. Peter Van Nostrand, is well known as the ASSMAN.

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it..... For another year the athletic department has selected the incredibly stupid time of 6:00 to start late summer games. First, it is hot as hell, but the fans on the student side are being asked to spend the first two hours of the game looking directly into the sun. "Stay outside and drink cold beer or enter and stare into the sun?" Tough question , eh? We have the tools to determine when the sun sets in Denton on each date for the next several hundred years, why don't we use them!

OK Mean Green Sports Fans! The Festivus Season is here again! December 12-23, 2008 THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES! At this Festivus celebration, we gather our family here, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed us over the past year! So grab hold of the Festivus Pole and air your grievance. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it..... Please limit yourself to one grievance per post but post as many grievances as necessary, do not make any personal attacks on players, personnel, or other posters. Do not make posts questioning others grievances or elaborating your own. Message board rules still apply. Everything else is fair game...scheduling, coaching, spelling, opponents, beer selections, stickers, merchandising, logos, parking, uniforms, red shorts, closed practices, recruiting, white squirrels, etc. The pole is now yours. Q4ip9ZCIM9g

Hey, I'm just relieved that things haven't gotten so bad that we'd lose our trolls.

Good. I was beginning to think that NT03 had waaaaaay too much free time and had researched and written that himself, going so far as to acquire his own network of sources.

Here's the rule: You have five years to play four after attending the first class of a long semester. You can redshirt by sitting out during one of those five years, or you can automatically receive a medical redshirt if you are injured and have played in 3 games or less during the first half of the season. Medical redshirts only require verification from a doctor or the school's training staff and are approved automatically by the conference. The NCAA does handle this regulation for independent schools (that are not in a conference) but it is always approved if it fits the simple criteria. For North Texas, the ONLY time the NCAA needs to approve a medical redshirt is when it alters the five years to play four rule. The NCAA seldem approves a sixth year (around 23%), and it's usually reserved for sixth year players that either missed two whole seasons, or were injured in the first game of one season.

Every Athletic Director in the Sun Belt better be aware that paybacks are in order to both the Independence Bowl and La Tech for letting Tech insist that a 6-6 Northern Illinois team be invited and that Louisiana Lafayette be excluded. Whoever schedules a future game at Tech deserves to be terminally f#*%ed with. Hopefully our staff would never be that inept.

Buffalo has done very well in a short period of time. They have a renovated stadium that seats about 30,000 which was built for the World University Games, which were held in Buffalo in 1993. The stadium was paid for by the City of Buffalo Oh, and having a student athletics fee which contributes $7 million every year doesn't hurt either. That's $337.25 per year for each full time student, well over what North Texas students will potentially be paying after the completion of the proposed stadium. *Intercollegiate athletics receives from each full-time student 19% of the $887.50 per semester University at Buffalo Comprehensive Fee: $168.50 per semester, or $337.25 per year. Funny, North Texas funds it's athletics at $3 per credit hour and people are confused why they're not competitive with schools like Buffalo.

Jacob Holman in Rivals.com DRC Recruiting Blog Morning News: UNT Basketball

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Actually it is. The hunter-gatherers that occupied North America had made very few significant advancements during their previous 9000 years. Of course the adjustment wasn't easy, but very few indigenous people would actually want to go back to scrounging as they did before the Europeans arrived.

Other than that shooting incident, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play? Having a punt or kickoff returned for a touchdown just slightly taints any success the special teams coverage units may have had. It's like saying the soup around the submerged rat was acceptable.

Damn! I've been outed! To sail with Captain Quoner Is my lone option

The prefer to be called BallS taste

Yeah, we're only 13 spots ahead of those pathetic chumps Memphis. Since when has Memphis been competitive in basketball?

Yes, that's another case of being a much better football player than basketball player. (That is, unless you count monster thunder dunks accompanied by muscle flexing and loud primal grunts between opponents free throws) It happened after the missed second shot of a 3 shot foul. The referee was laughing so hard that he had to hold up the game to wipe the tears from his eyes.

I'm kinda lazy tonight so I just copied all of KAjunRaider's posts off the 'Belt Board.

And you and I both sat through the Tommy Newman and Vic Trilli eras (or is that errors?). It sure felt like we accumulated most of the 1100 losses during those days. They seemed to lose 25 games every season. Subtract their records and how would the remaining overall record look?

I still think that Micheal would have been a fantastic football player. At a true 6-3 and with that kind of speed and coordination he physically was NFL type material. There have been a few other North Texas basketball players that I believe could have been outstanding football players. Justin Barnett could easily have added 60 pounds and been an excellent offensive tackle and with his speed, Michael Jones could have been an excellent deep threat.

I love how you volunteered to spearhead this effort. Please keep us all informed how it's going.

Actually these things sometimes have a way of working their way out. Dickey's part-time nemesis at Louisiana Tech, Jack Bicknell III, was besieged by fans for years because of his ineffective offensive schemes. Bicknell was finally fired and became the offensive line coach at Texas Tech. Bicknell was recently hired to be the Offensive Coordinator and Assistant Head Coach at his alma mater Boston College where he had gained notoriety as the center that snapeed the ball for Doug Flutie's last-second Hail Mary pass to Gerard Phelan. Hopefully something similar will work out for Coach Dickey at Kansas State.

Please elaborate why you feel that way. Dickey is still fairly young, has a lot of experience, and is a KSU alum and somewhat of a hometown hero.

I think that's exactly where he'll wind up. It should be a good fit for him.