Look, I've never told this story before. But since we HAVE to pull out all the stops to make sure he doesn't get poached, and they take Littrell instead:
“Did I ever tell you about the time Graham Harrell showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Harrell shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Graham Harrell. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Graham. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.”