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Great job, hip-hop. You soccer'd up Tony Mitchell and ruined everything. Not even Karen Aston could save Tony Mitchell Day now.

Twas the night we’d been waiting for all across Mean Green land.

Not a dissension was stirring; the flames of hope had been fanned.

His finals all taken, he’d received the appropriate score.

It was time for Tony Mitchell to hit the hardwood floor.

The Pit Crew was standing; the Alums took a seat,

it was time to see if the Mean Green would truly compete

With Villarreal in his sport coat and Dr. Rawlins across the court,

the crowd was there to see if he was as good as the report

When out from the tunnel came two cheerleaders with banners.

The crowd noise was excessive, like kids with no manners.

The team followed closely with a certain new poise.

The fans were predicting some tournament noise.

Sitting at court side, glare hardened like stones

and dressed in his finest was coach Johnny Jones.

More rapid than eagles his players they came,

and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name?

There was Jones and Williams and Franklin and Hall,

Hogans and Edwards but that wasn’t all.

The team was well rounded and if Mitchell did fit,

he hoped that this year would finally be it.

The crowd was a twitter with anticipatory glee,

they had come to see the Mean Green, including Tony.

For the end of the story and to come and take stock,

December 18th at the Super Pit, tip off - seven o’clock.


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Texas Stranger

Posted

Tony will log 45 minutes. The MG will be leading by 31 at the end of regulation, but the Refs will make the teams play overtime so they can watch Mitchell play for 5 more minutes.

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glick1980

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Tony Mitchell will be playing Jesus one-on-one after the game. My money is on Tony.

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Eastwood Eagle

Posted

Tony Mitchell will be playing Jesus one-on-one after the game. My money is on Tony.

I thought Tony was god? In which case, father always beats son in one-on-one.

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UNTFan23

Posted

Here's a real head scratcher:

Tony Mitchell vs Ditka

Who wins???????

Full size Tony or a mini-Tony?

All About UNT

Posted

Tony Mitchell will be playing Jesus one-on-one after the game. My money is on Tony.

I will take that bet.

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Green P1

Posted

And what about Ditka, is he small or regular size?

You mean Saints or Bears Dikta.

greenminer

Posted

I thought Tony was god? In which case, father always beats son in one-on-one.

Wrong one, my friend.

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greenminer

Posted (edited)

Side note: MGS.com just published "Mitchell Expected to Join Hoops Team Sunday."

"expected"....

Frustrating to think we can anticipate Roger Franklin-esque punctuality from within our own departments?

edit: I suppose in this case it is the nature of the beast, rather than some NCAA Mean Green delay.

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oldschoollefty

Posted

Tony Mitchell will be so good, he'll make Todd Dodge a better husband and father.

If he turns him into a better football coach, I'll accept him as my savior :rock:




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