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Great job, hip-hop. You soccer'd up Tony Mitchell and ruined everything. Not even Karen Aston could save Tony Mitchell Day now.

Twas the night we’d been waiting for all across Mean Green land.

Not a dissension was stirring; the flames of hope had been fanned.

His finals all taken, he’d received the appropriate score.

It was time for Tony Mitchell to hit the hardwood floor.

The Pit Crew was standing; the Alums took a seat,

it was time to see if the Mean Green would truly compete

With Villarreal in his sport coat and Dr. Rawlins across the court,

the crowd was there to see if he was as good as the report

When out from the tunnel came two cheerleaders with banners.

The crowd noise was excessive, like kids with no manners.

The team followed closely with a certain new poise.

The fans were predicting some tournament noise.

Sitting at court side, glare hardened like stones

and dressed in his finest was coach Johnny Jones.

More rapid than eagles his players they came,

and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name?

There was Jones and Williams and Franklin and Hall,

Hogans and Edwards but that wasn’t all.

The team was well rounded and if Mitchell did fit,

he hoped that this year would finally be it.

The crowd was a twitter with anticipatory glee,

they had come to see the Mean Green, including Tony.

For the end of the story and to come and take stock,

December 18th at the Super Pit, tip off - seven o’clock.


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UNT90

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I predict that this board will explode with negativity from those that rarely post on the basketball board if T-Mitch doesn't get a double double.

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cl_1_2008

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Yes, because once he plays a few games I expect him to be around 32-34 minutes barring foul trouble.

kalebschumann

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I was thinking somewhere around 75-95 points, 20 boards... He obviously plays all the minutes!

I'm reminded of the SNL skit where 'Da Bears Superfans' pit Coach Ditka against a hurricane... Named Ditka!

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H-towngreen

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34-39 412 yds, 5 TDS

138 yds rushing

3.5 sacks

1 int

2 FF, 1 recovered for a TD

4-4 on FG's

And also a new record for most hot dogs sold before halftime

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golfingomez

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34-39 412 yds, 5 TDS

138 yds rushing

3.5 sacks

1 int

2 FF, 1 recovered for a TD

4-4 on FG's

And also a new record for most hot dogs sold before halftime

be realistic man...

there's no way he would just have one INT... have you seen that wingspan?

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oldschoollefty

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I predict that this board will explode with negativity from those that rarely post on the basketball board if T-Mitch doesn't get a double double.

Exactly!

If Mitchell doesn't go for 35/15 and we don't beat Jackson St. by 50 or more, T-Mitch's scholarship should be pulled, JJ should be fired on the spot and the Super Pit burned to the ground. :sword:

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Eastwood Eagle

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34-39 412 yds, 5 TDS

138 yds rushing

3.5 sacks

1 int

2 FF, 1 recovered for a TD

4-4 on FG's

And also a new record for most hot dogs sold before halftime

I busted out laughing reading that in a quiet library. Good work.

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Censored by Laurie

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18 under par with at least 3 Eagles.

He'll have a brace by the 45' break...his first a 30 yard, left-footed screamer in the 16th...his second coming a mere 4' later, deft display of pace and skill as he maneuvers from the half line, through the JSU back-line and into the box, finishing with a clever flick just over a charging Tiger keeper. Mitchell will complete his hat-trick in the 58th with a powerful header off a set piece delivery from Chris Jones and then tack on one more for good measure in the 80th...a bicycle-kick volley that curls into the upper-left 90, reminiscent of Rooney's finish from Nani in last years Manchester Derby at Old Trafford. Just without Rooney's dick-ish-ness, of course.

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TheTastyGreek

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He'll have a brace by the 45' break...his first a 30 yard, left-footed screamer in the 16th...his second coming a mere 4' later, deft display of pace and skill as he maneuvers from the half line, through the JSU back-line and into the box, finishing with a clever flick just over a charging Tiger keeper. Mitchell will complete his hat-trick in the 58th with a powerful header off a set piece delivery from Chris Jones and then tack on one more for good measure in the 80th...a bicycle-kick volley that curls into the upper-left 90, reminiscent of Rooney's finish from Nani in last years Manchester Derby at Old Trafford. Just without Rooney's dick-ish-ness, of course.

Great job, hip-hop. You soccer'd up Tony Mitchell and ruined everything. Not even Karen Aston could save Tony Mitchell Day now.

CMJ

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His next film will be panned after it premieres on Syfy next year.

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Army of Dad

Posted (edited)

Twas the night wed been waiting for all across Mean Green land.

Not a dissension was stirring; the flames of hope had been fanned.

His finals all taken, hed received the appropriate score.

It was time for Tony Mitchell to hit the hardwood floor.

The Pit Crew was standing; the Alums took a seat,

it was time to see if the Mean Green would truly compete

With Villarreal in his sport coat and Dr. Rawlins across the court,

the crowd was there to see if he was as good as the report

When out from the tunnel came two cheerleaders with banners.

The crowd noise was excessive, like kids with no manners.

The team followed closely with a certain new poise.

The fans were predicting some tournament noise.

Sitting at court side, glare hardened like stones

and dressed in his finest was coach Johnny Jones.

More rapid than eagles his players they came,

and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name?

There was Jones and Williams and Franklin and Hall,

Hogans and Edwards but that wasnt all.

The team was well rounded and if Mitchell did fit,

he hoped that this year would finally be it.

The crowd was a twitter with anticipatory glee,

they had come to see the Mean Green, including Tony.

For the end of the story and to come and take stock,

December 18th at the Super Pit, tip off - seven oclock.

If this isn't promoted to an article immediately then Tasty should be strung up with Harrys dirty socks.

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TheTastyGreek

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Twas the night we’d been waiting for all across Mean Green land.

Not a dissension was stirring; the flames of hope had been fanned.

His finals all taken, he’d received the appropriate score.

It was time for Tony Mitchell to hit the hardwood floor.

The Pit Crew was standing; the Alums took a seat,

it was time to see if the Mean Green would truly compete

With Villarreal in his sport coat and Dr. Rawlins across the court,

the crowd was there to see if he was as good as the report

When out from the tunnel came two cheerleaders with banners.

The crowd noise was excessive, like kids with no manners.

The team followed closely with a certain new poise.

The fans were predicting some tournament noise.

Sitting at court side, glare hardened like stones

and dressed in his finest was coach Johnny Jones.

More rapid than eagles his players they came,

and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name?

There was Jones and Williams and Franklin and Hall,

Hogans and Edwards but that wasn’t all.

The team was well rounded and if Mitchell did fit,

he hoped that this year would finally be it.

The crowd was a twitter with anticipatory glee,

they had come to see the Mean Green, including Tony.

For the end of the story and to come and take stock,

December 18th at the Super Pit, tip off - seven o’clock.

I don't generally respond to things like this unless they prominently feature misogynist phrases or the word "Nantucket"... But I think you may have just saved Tony Mitchell Day.

All we need now is a field goal kicking donkey, and a latchkey child with a lost sense of wonder...

glick1980

Posted

I think the halftime promotion for the game will be Tony Mitchell making a crippled person walk again....

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Harry

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Twas the night we’d been waiting for all across Mean Green land.

Not a dissension was stirring; the flames of hope had been fanned.

His finals all taken, he’d received the appropriate score.

It was time for Tony Mitchell to hit the hardwood floor.

The Pit Crew was standing; the Alums took a seat,

it was time to see if the Mean Green would truly compete

With Villarreal in his sport coat and Dr. Rawlins across the court,

the crowd was there to see if he was as good as the report

When out from the tunnel came two cheerleaders with banners.

The crowd noise was excessive, like kids with no manners.

The team followed closely with a certain new poise.

The fans were predicting some tournament noise.

Sitting at court side, glare hardened like stones

and dressed in his finest was coach Johnny Jones.

More rapid than eagles his players they came,

and he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name?

There was Jones and Williams and Franklin and Hall,

Hogans and Edwards but that wasn’t all.

The team was well rounded and if Mitchell did fit,

he hoped that this year would finally be it.

The crowd was a twitter with anticipatory glee,

they had come to see the Mean Green, including Tony.

For the end of the story and to come and take stock,

December 18th at the Super Pit, tip off - seven o’clock.

This post has been promoted to an article

Dude that was amazing! Great Job! GMG!

Green P1

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He'll have a brace by the 45' break...his first a 30 yard, left-footed screamer in the 16th...his second coming a mere 4' later, deft display of pace and skill as he maneuvers from the half line, through the JSU back-line and into the box, finishing with a clever flick just over a charging Tiger keeper. Mitchell will complete his hat-trick in the 58th with a powerful header off a set piece delivery from Chris Jones and then tack on one more for good measure in the 80th...a bicycle-kick volley that curls into the upper-left 90, reminiscent of Rooney's finish from Nani in last years Manchester Derby at Old Trafford. Just without Rooney's dick-ish-ness, of course.

If he does even this tiniest bit of that..... No.

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DeepGreen

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It's feasible that Tony Michell comes in as a one-man team, giving the other four starters a rest, with no dropoff in productivity. :rock:

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cl_1_2008

Posted

That poem was...AMAZING! I have but a +1 to give you but that was worth at least 10. Well done sir, well done.

Texas Stranger

Posted

11 for 12 off Angels pitching (3 HR's off CJ)

strikes out Pujols 11 times (with some chin music thrown in for good measure)




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