And the 2 weeks of UTSA Smack talk beginith!

Pretty sure they are UTPB, out of Odessa.

Wait, just did some digging around. This is definitely who we are playing two weeks: UT Birds of Some Kind

Afraid not, the cobblers are in the NAIA of desserts.

But, as our basketball team has displayed, sometimes NAIA has a chance.

But, as our basketball team has displayed, sometimes NAIA has a chance.

Only when you are overlooking them as you focus on your next pie or cake matchup. There is no real reason for cobblers to keep up in a focused match.

Only when you are overlooking them as you focus on your next pie or cake matchup. There is no real reason for cobblers to keep up in a focused match.

Or, if the chef of the cake/pie has 4 aprons on but is not a good cook. (or, some may prefer the excuse of really bad ingredients).

There is a whole lot of invisible hanj going on in that gif.

Pretty close. That commercial cracks me up because of all the fake 35 year old players. Our guys can get the flying penis UNT logo in there if you want to make it funnier? Let me know

Pretty close. That commercial cracks me up because of all the fake 35 year old players. Our guys can get the flying penis UNT logo in there if you want to make it funnier? Let me know

Swing and a miss

Pretty close. That commercial cracks me up because of all the fake 35 year old players. Our guys can get the flying penis UNT logo in there if you want to make it funnier? Let me know

I'm sorry, I can't understand what you are saying, please put down the fried chicken before you speak.

Pretty close. That commercial cracks me up because of all the fake 35 year old players. Our guys can get the flying penis UNT logo in there if you want to make it funnier? Let me know

But it can fly, right? That beats roadrunner. Sorry, try harder. Edited November 12, 2013 by greenit

I'm just gonna leave this here...

I like how even a joint advertisement for UTSA doesn't believe they can score more than 20 points.

Clucky Chicken: [ popping into the front of the screen ] That's me! [ flies up to a table flled with kids and their Dad ]

Dad: Hey, Clucky - why's the Cluckin' Chicken so chick-a-licious?

Clucky Chicken: Everybody knows why. It's 'cause I'm flame-broiled! Yow-zee-yow-dow! But that's not all - I'm cooked fresh! First my head's cut off! [ the cook chops Clucky's head off and send it flying through the restaurant ] Heads up! [ Clucky's head appears before another chicken being gutted ] Then I'm plucked and gutted - my intestines are pulled out. Trust me, you don't want 'em! Whee! Look at me! I'm gettin' quartered and split breasts, wings, the whole nine yards! Chopitty, chop! Then the pieces of me get flame-broiled. Hear that sizzle? That's me! 550 degrees! Good thing I'm dead, or yow-wee! Then I'm seasoned just right, and ready to go! [ takes a bite of a piece of chicken ] Hey, I'm good! Finally, I'm served to you, so you can chew me, swallow me, and convert me into waste matter. [ peers into the toilet ] Ga-ga-ga-gooey!

[ returns to the kids and their Dad ] Hey, kids, how's the meat?

Kids: [ chewing ferociously ] You taste great, Clucky!

Clucky Chicken: [ head spinning around the restaurant ] Holy fanoley! The oxygen's leaving my brain!

Dad; Any last words, Clucky?

Clucky Chicken: You betcha! [ singing ] "If you want a place for the greatest chicken, take it from my head, it's easy pickin', 'cause.."

Jingle: "Something's always cookin' at the Cluckin' Chicken!"

Clucky Chicken: Being dead never tasted so go-nobbity good!

Pretty close. That commercial cracks me up because of all the fake 35 year old players. Our guys can get the flying penis UNT logo in there if you want to make it funnier? Let me know

Clucky Chicken: [ popping into the front of the screen ] That's me! [ flies up to a table flled with kids and their Dad ]

Dad: Hey, Clucky - why's the Cluckin' Chicken so chick-a-licious?

Clucky Chicken: Everybody knows why. It's 'cause I'm flame-broiled! Yow-zee-yow-dow! But that's not all - I'm cooked fresh! First my head's cut off! [ the cook chops Clucky's head off and send it flying through the restaurant ] Heads up! [ Clucky's head appears before another chicken being gutted ] Then I'm plucked and gutted - my intestines are pulled out. Trust me, you don't want 'em! Whee! Look at me! I'm gettin' quartered and split breasts, wings, the whole nine yards! Chopitty, chop! Then the pieces of me get flame-broiled. Hear that sizzle? That's me! 550 degrees! Good thing I'm dead, or yow-wee! Then I'm seasoned just right, and ready to go! [ takes a bite of a piece of chicken ] Hey, I'm good! Finally, I'm served to you, so you can chew me, swallow me, and convert me into waste matter. [ peers into the toilet ] Ga-ga-ga-gooey!

[ returns to the kids and their Dad ] Hey, kids, how's the meat?

Kids: [ chewing ferociously ] You taste great, Clucky!

Clucky Chicken: [ head spinning around the restaurant ] Holy fanoley! The oxygen's leaving my brain!

Dad; Any last words, Clucky?

Clucky Chicken: You betcha! [ singing ] "If you want a place for the greatest chicken, take it from my head, it's easy pickin', 'cause.."

Jingle: "Something's always cookin' at the Cluckin' Chicken!"

Clucky Chicken: Being dead never tasted so go-nobbity good!

We need to get this thread back on topic.

Has everyone filled out their brackets yet?

Buttermilk got hosed, man. They smoked Lemon Meringue at the Thanksgiving Classic last year and are heavily favored again this time. And Brown Sugar? Come on! Who's even heard of them!?

Pretty close. That commercial cracks me up because of all the fake 35 year old players. Our guys can get the flying penis UNT logo in there if you want to make it funnier? Let me know

"I'll have you know that that logo is the cousin of the legendary Iowa logo created by Hayden Fry. It looks like a flying penis and noone cares for it or thinks it looks good but it's still historic. Not that you would know anything about history though."

-UNT fan

Please don't make fun of this guy, he is actually retarded.

I don't mean the guy in the gif, I mean correcamino.

I would say something back but apparently other fans can't respond to namecalling without getting banned around these parts.

I'd rather stick around and poke fun at delusional NT fans instead tbh.

Edited November 13, 2013 by correcamino

I would say something back but apparently other fans can't respond to namecalling without getting banned around these parts.

I'd rather stick around and poke fun at delusional NT fans instead tbh.

Prove it.

I would say something back but ...

It's easy to not give a shit when you're protected by your little moderator badge.

It's easy to not give a shit when you're protected by your little moderator badge.

The amount of times I have used my moderator privileges is so low that I am sure even a Fried Chicken State graduate such as yourself could count to it.

Well, maybe not, the concept of zero is probably a graduate level course at UTFCS.

A UNT fans talking smack about numbers, really? Arent yall known for your little liberal arts degrees?

I would say something back but apparently other fans can't respond to namecalling without getting banned around these parts.

I'd rather stick around and poke fun at delusional NT fans instead tbh.

You're alright by me tbh.

A UNT fans talking smack about numbers, really? Arent yall known for your little liberal arts degrees?

Only certain degrees at UTSA require number learnin?

What do you have against mariachi and why do you tie them to racism?

Good point and good question, UNT 90 GRAD.