And the 2 weeks of UTSA Smack talk beginith!

Kinda hard to have any titles in those lesser divisions/conferences when we just skipped over them.

Sorry it took you so long to reach CUSA and that you ended up winning irrelevant conference titles in the process, buddy.

Your media market whored you in.

Bragging about the Spurs isn't doing anything to legitimize your program. It only reveals your program has no history to brag about.

Congrats and welcome to CUSA.

And here I was thinking people who said UNT grads work at Burger King were just joking.

I think he was saying that he was going to buy you one, little buddy. It's ok to eat something other than fried chicken. I don't think Colonel Sanders will mind.

Mocking another institution's past conference titles isn't going to go over well on any opponent board, in any conference.

This guy is going downhill fast.

Pretty close. That commercial cracks me up because of all the fake 35 year old players. Our guys can get the flying penis UNT logo in there if you want to make it funnier? Let me know

Yep, our penis fly right into your girlfriend's ....

And you little Roadkill's will gag on this worm when it hits the back of your throat.

Repeatedly.

Edited November 13, 2013 by UNT90

Remember your precious Alamo?

Next week we're the Mexicans.

Your media market whored you in.

Bragging about the Spurs isn't doing anything to legitimize your program. It only reveals your program has no history to brag about.

Congrats and welcome to CUSA.

And let me guess you don't think the DFW area had anything to do with UNT getting in? Miami for FIU/FAU? You benefited from market size too.

And youre right the Spurs don't legitimize the UTSA program, but their rise in such a short amount of time does.

LITERALLY... hundreds upon thousands of hours of enteratinment... friends at tailgates, great roadtrips, bragging rights...

you know all those things that you hope to experience... that's what we have had...

and that's why i feel sorry for you... you'll be there one day little buddy...

So basically you are bragging about the fact that your program is older? No arguments here, buddy. Your program is 100 years old and we're only 3.

And yet we still sit at the same table.

Edited November 13, 2013 by correcamino

So basically you are bragging about the fact that your program is older? No arguments here, buddy. Your program is 100 years old and we're only 3.

And yet we still sit at the same table.

My kids sit at the same dinner table with me too - in a high chair.

Eat your din din and daddy will burp you little roadkill.

Not since I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin' have I seen such epicness on this board. And there are eleven days still to go!

And let me guess you don't think the DFW area had anything to do with UNT getting in? Miami for FIU/FAU? You benefited from market size too.

And youre right the Spurs don't legitimize the UTSA program, but their rise in such a short amount of time does.

So basically you are bragging about the fact that your program is older? No arguments here, buddy. Your program is 100 years old and we're only 3.

And yet we still sit at the same table.

Good gosh. How dense can one dead bird be?

Yes, we have a market, which we share with 2 other BCS schools. Because of that, we have actually had to BUILD SOMETHING. Like, you know, a football stadium, athletic villiage, softball stadium, upcoming baseball stadium, basketball practice facility:

And your piece of crap program has built.... NOTHING.

Can you get this through your massively thick skull and into your tiny little pea sized brain?

I keep expecting the KFC jokes to get old, but I'm always surprised at how well they reheat.

Well the mashed potatoes and gravy do, but just eat the chicken cold.

Well the mashed potatoes and gravy do, but just eat the chicken cold.

There's a sex joke or two in there somewhere.

My kids sit at the same dinner table with me too - in a high chair.

Eat your din din and daddy will burp you little roadkill.

Last I checked those kids in San Antonio have every privilege UNT has at the dinner table. We even get the better food, with us outrecruiting yall and all.

Good gosh. How dense can one dead bird be?

Yes, we have a market, which we share with 2 other BCS schools. Because of that, we have actually had to BUILD SOMETHING. Like, you know, a football stadium, athletic villiage, softball stadium, upcoming baseball stadium, basketball practice facility:

And your piece of crap program has built.... NOTHING.

Can you get this through your massively thick skull and into your tiny little pea sized brain?

You were rooting against UTSA before rooting for UNT. Your hatred is unhealthy, guy.

Youre talking math smack to the wrong person. I'm closing in on an engineering degree, I know things your little liberal arts university probably doesn't even teach.

BTW: Duncan 4, Irk 1

You mean in the subjects and fields that we have a dedicated extension of campus for?

http://discoverypark.unt.edu/

Will comparing Masters/Doctoral degrees offered and admittance standards show that UNT is head and shoulders above UTSA?

Simple question, yes or no.

Yes.

You mean in the subjects and fields that we have a dedicated extension of campus for?

http://discoverypark.unt.edu/

Yes.

Show me. I want to see those numbers for UNT aka the Harvard of the South.

Edited November 13, 2013 by correcamino

The smack on both sides is pretty weak. You guys are repeating the same stuff over and over.

UNT smack- "You guys have no history. (Insert KFC reference here.)"

UTSA smack- "You haven't done anything in 100 years of football. We just started our program and we're already at the same level. Blah Blah Blah."

I obviously don't have a bird in this fight but come on, at least make this interesting. This has been hyped up for the last 2 years or so and so far, it's really anticlimactic.

Show me. I want to see those numbers for UNT aka the Harvard of the South.

I don't think you understand how this works...

Show me. I want to see those numbers for UNT aka the Harvard of the South.

GL2Greatnessgeuse, GL2Greatnessgeuse, GL2Greatnessgeuse

Show me. I want to see those numbers for UNT aka the Harvard of the South.

Where did someone claim that North Texas was the Harvard of the South?

Remember your precious Alamo?

Next week we're the Mexicans.

Do I have to suspend myself? For historically significant fun?

Where did someone claim that North Texas was the Harvard of the South?

Noone has explicitly said that but based on all the belittling of UTSA going on I'm pretty certain Denton is a bastion of academia.

They are one, right? Otherwise why trash UTSA's academics?

Otherwise why trash UTSA's academics?

This is like asking "why trash North Korea's human rights record?"

This is like asking "why trash North Korea's human rights record?"

Our debate team is also one of the best in the country by the way

Otherwise why not trash UTSA's academics?

Strange you would say such a thing, but you're right, why not?

Like I said UNT=Harvard of the South...

In yalls little dream world, anyways haha.

Col Sanders and the CHICKEN jokes are just KILLING utsa!